Welcome to Penis
Plushies. We are a Plushy toy store that specialise in selling,
penis plushies , penis gifts and penis jewelry . We pride ourselves in
having the best collection of penis plush toys and penis merch on the web.
We were founded
by Penis fanatics, whose mission was to provide the most unique and
amazing value to penis lovers across the globe. With that dream, Penis Plushies
was born and value was ejaculated (too much? 😉) to the world’s penis adoring community.
We want our fellow
penis lovers to embrace their schlong like spirit, to adopt their big boy attitude.
We want to help them spread and flaunt their love for the phallus. And we will abide
by our values and ethics to provide them the best customer service available to
complete that journey.
If you are looking
for a chode penis plush then we have our very own Willy the penis pillow. A
wide pee pee with cute freaky eyes. Give willy a hug and sleep with him on your
bed. Make him your best pee pee friend.
Then, if length is
what you are after we have Johnson ; a giant pee pee that tandums up as a great
pillow. Put that pee pee to work while you sleep. You will have a wonderful
nights sleep with Johnson under your head, trust us!
We
are not just any ordinary Penis Plush Store (ahem). Our plushies are made of
the finest fabric, filled with the fluffiest cotton and sewn together with extra
love and care. We have a wide range of stuffed penises, each with their own
unique characteristic or quirk. Have a browse and see what takes your fancy!
And
we don’t just sell plushies either!
Our Jewelry are
for the fun, brave, spontaneous and adventurous of the world. We have penis ear
rings which dangle in a sweet delightful way from your ear. We have a necklace with
a penis pendant, so that you can always keep that phallic member close to your
heart. And we have brooches , bound to make others laugh and giggle when they
see them attached to your shirt.
Want to dress up
like a penis in a costume ? Of course, you do! Who has not wanted to dress like
a penis occasionally! We have an assortment of penis costumes you can buy to wear
at parties at a bachelor party (for the Brits ‘stag do’ and for the Aussies ‘bucks’
night’) or Bachelorette party (Brits: Hen do). They are fantastically fun, made
from high quality materials, and remarkably creatively designed.
We
are a Penis store that knows that penis lovers can’t help but flaunt their love
for the phallic member. That’s why we provide you penis loving folk
top quality penis gifts. Our penis slippers are perfect to
warm your feet on those cold winter nights or to wear around the house to keep
your feet super snuggly.
Need
a penis on the end of your keys? We have got you covered! The penis keychain is
a hilarious and fun smiley penis that you can hang at the end of your keys and is
bound to make sure you never lose them (who is going to forget seeing a penis
keychain!).
We
have so much more in store too, so feel free to peruse and find the best penis
item for you or your friend. However you like to express your love for the pee
pee, we wish you all the best, and please get in contact with us if you need
any help in our Penis Plush and gift store.
From
you pee pee friends, Penis Plushies.
